Wired Writer

Dooce on Blogging. Read it 'cause she rocks.

Read the interview here. Find Dooce's blog here.

Reason #1 why I want to be like Dooce: she writes well, and with soul.
Reason #2 why I want to be like Dooce: Intellectual, insightful, biting wit.

Reason #1 why I do not want to be like Dooce: I do not have problems with constipation.

Although I find the subject of poop very funny, I do not want to have to fight daily skirmishes with my body's elimination ability. Even (and this is a big EVEN) if it meant foregoing a welling up of intellectual, insightful biting wit which would attract masses of unknown but loyal blog readers who are mesmerized by my masterly, soulful writing.

I am regular, I embrace it, and therefore am most likely doomed to severely limited readership.

P.S. Thank you to the Brian Alvey Weblog for the Red Cross banner code.

posted by A.M.Adams @ 9/13/2005 03:35:00 PM